Funniest thing I heard today.
So where Are you going for your honeymoon? Texas. Why Texas?
I have to meet my mother-in-law.
Sometimes I think I'm so cool, and emergent, and cutting edge. Let me just admit, I'm the biggest dork on the planet! In spite of that, I am blessed with wonderful friends. I serve a wonderful church with the best students anywhere. My wife is the most gracious, compassionate, and caring person on the planet, and she's beautiful (and she has a pretty good eye for photos). My kids rock. Oh yeah, my kid's uncles are pretty cool too.
I survived today and things went better than I thought they would.