Honor thy Fellow Freeway Drivers

So CNN is reporting about "an unusual document" released from the vatican. Here it is

'Drivers' Ten Commandments'

1. You shall not kill.

2. The road shall be for you a means of communion between people and not of mortal harm.

3. Courtesy, uprightness and prudence will help you deal with unforeseen events.

4. Be charitable and help your neighbor in need, especially victims of accidents.

5. Cars shall not be for you an expression of power and domination, and an occasion of sin.

6. Charitably convince the young and not so young not to drive when they are not in a fitting condition to do so.

7. Support the families of accident victims.

8. Bring guilty motorists and their victims together, at the appropriate time, so that they can undergo the liberating experience of forgiveness.

9. On the road, protect the more vulnerable party.

10. Feel responsible toward others.

This is not a joke. It is for real. if you were to write #11, what would it be?

Flawed Theological Quiz...Who is this guy?

I've taken the theology quiz twice now. It's amazing to me that just days after my post it ends up as a slice on Relevant. Because I disagreed with my own results, and because it pegged jdf perfectly, I did some research on the author. Here's how he describes himself...

Theologically, I have a background in happy-clappy charismatic circles though last year after lots of reflection I realised that that particular stream of Christianity wasn't for me, and I now attend a wonderful pomo-evangelical church in Longsight, Manchester. I don't have much time for rampaging fundamentalists, hyper-Calvinists, or people who have never bothered to think their faith through in any way. My favourite theologians are Karl Barth, Jürgen Moltmann, and Jose Comblin, and on the biblical side I'm a big fan of N T Wright, James Dunn, Richard Bauckham, and Richard Hays. I think Roman Catholics are still Christians, that the Emergents are not pure evil, and that the scriptures still have a lot to teach us. His name is Steve.

Don't tell my pastor

Here are my results from the theological worldview quiz. Check out the link at the bottom. How do you score? You scored as Evangelical Holiness/Wesleyan. You are an evangelical in the Wesleyan tradition. You believe that God's grace enables you to choose to believe in him, even though you yourself are totally depraved. The gift of the Holy Spirit gives you assurance of your salvation, and he also enables you to live the life of obedience to which God has called us. You are influenced heavly by John Wesley and the Methodists. Evangelical Holiness/Wesleyan 86% Neo orthodox 64% Emergent/Postmodern 64% Fundamentalist 61% Charismatic/Pentecostal 57% Reformed Evangelical 57% Classical Liberal 36% Roman Catholic 25% Modern Liberal 21% What's your theological worldview? created with QuizFarm.com

I look like Orlando Bloom...only more sexy!